Remaining Wisdom Teeth: 2
Scorpio Placements: 3
Sports Quit: 4
American Girl Dolls Owned: 7
Favorite Survivor Season: 16
Glee Bingewatches Completed: 21
Improv Shows Performed: 45
Bagels Consumed Per Year: 59
Playbills Collected: 147
Minecraft Deaths Since 2013: 853
Pokémon Caught: 3,210
Minutes Spent Listening to Phoebe Bridgers: 15,725
Words of Hunger Games FanFiction Written: 1,464,592

Despite this section having so many numbers, I’m way better with words.