Remaining Wisdom Teeth: 2
Scorpio Placements: 3
Sports Quit: 4
American Girl Dolls Owned: 7
Glee Bingewatches Completed: 21
Improv Shows Performed: 45
Bagels Consumed Per Year: 59
Playbills Collected: 127
Minecraft Deaths Since 2013: 853
Pokémon Caught: 3,210
Minutes Spent Listening to Phoebe Bridgers: 15,725
Words of Hunger Games FanFiction Written: 1,423,168